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i just masturbated btw
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I'm making buffalo chickem wings for dinner. :biggrin:

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

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are you putting shit and piss in the sauce?
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No, just my secret ingredient. A dash of Pitzman's Mustard.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS SPONSORED BY PITZMAN'S LLC.
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pitzman's actually uses semen in their mustard of which i'm the supplier

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Here it is, guys... Here's our bunker! (;´Д`)
So... What room wil you take? (;´Д`)
What arrangements will you make to make it feel moar like home? (;´Д`)
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Thanks, I'm getting all settled in (´ー`)
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teh situation is basically Heyuri-tan seeing refugee in Guro-tan's house for a few days :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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As I've gotten older my libido has increased a concerning amount. What's teh deal with this, I thought it was supposed to decrease. I just masturbated to Korean boobs for the 2nd time today, I also cummed twice yesterday.I am draining my precious bodily fluids for these asain women. Help me
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You just stop going to places that have porn and you will stop shooting your jizz like a dog marking it's territory 🍦 keep your cream! 🍦
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finished setting up my room

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With the loss of the .net domain, /f/ags are going to be permanently scattered on the altchonz forever.
Our /f/ can't be the true replacement anymore.
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We're getting the domain back, it's just gonna take around 5 days (hopefully less) b4 it comes back
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We just have to let teh /f/ags know their new home is back 2 business :cool:

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poastan a thread
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FIRST REPLY

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POSTING CHIYO
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If Heyuri doesn't come back within 12 hours then Chiyo will DIE!!!!!
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>>156
chiyo will never die. she will live forever in our hearts!
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sex chiyo chan
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>If Heyuri doesn't come back within 12 hours then Chiyo will DIE!!!!!
>It may take us a few days until the transfer is complete.
FUKKEN R.I.Piss. Chiyo-chan (´∇`)σ

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You thought you could escape me, Kaguya!? You thought “heyyy, if I just slap together a jank imageboard with duct tape and suffering, maybe Epik won’t find me!!”

WELL GUESS WHAT!! I ATE THE IP TABLES!! I SNIFFED THE ELECTRICAL WIRING!!
I'VE BEEN INSIDE THE WALLS OF TEH INTERNET FOR OVER NINE THOUSAND YEARS!!!
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ZOMFG
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IT'S NOT JANK!!!1

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NOT THIS BIATCH AGEN!

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Epikfail: Crisis on Infinite Webz

Never forget
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I LOL'd :xd:
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heyuri.net survived what 4chan.net couldn't ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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05/21 nevar forget o7
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Alternatively

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New TLD should be .info
because it's COOL
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can i just pay the $13 to save heyuri dot net?
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you sound like you found out about i2p yesterday
this would kill the userbase
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we should name heyuri's sucessor HeyurII.net ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>131
Seconding this, then we can finally have a /cp/ board! :kuma6:

Your fortune: Average luck

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>>151 but we do have /cp/ board

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These kids stole teh Heyuri! GET THEM!!! :angry:
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:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

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I'm shocked Heyuri got raeped just for 2D LOLis... I would have thought it would have been for teh 3D LOLis posted on /s/. So, can we post U15 idols here?? Can we post 2DLOLis here?? Or should we avoid that until we find something permanent?
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judging by the file names you posted my favorite cd model but the mods got to them before i could :cry:
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Mods went "FUKKEN SAVED" and then baleeted them ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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teh tree of Heyuri must be must be refreshed from tiem to tiem with the pee of lolis ( ´ω`)
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[read the following in Morgan Freeman's voice]

It was Sonya M. who popped my pedohebe cherry. You see, back in the old days there used to be CandyDoll threads on 4chan's /b/ board. How times have changed. I was 15 when I first laid eyes on that devilish little angel. It was the set with her wearing the black and pink latex dominatrix outfit. It was then that I realized I was still attracted to girls that age. So began my journey.

Your fortune: Bad luck

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how crazy is it that universally all internet hosts and providers are in total agreement that hosting (as in allowing users to upload) actual CP is totally ok as long as it gets removed but a fucking drawing is magically totally bad and they take down your site

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GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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don eat me (;゚Д゚)
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KAOOO ( ´ω`)

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https://guro.cx/heyuri.html

>UPDATE 18:00 UTC 2025/05/22: Upon exchanging some mails with Epik's abuse team, I've given a chance for transferring heyuri.net out, and 10 days to do it.
>A small issue is, I can't pay a grand total of ~13 USD required for transferring (´・ω・`)
>I've asked lolwut to see if he is willing to cover the fee, but kami-sama knows when is the next time he will be online.

So... do we have any non-NEETs here? :foruda:
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I could pay, but that means leaking my full name :dark:
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Just start an onlyfans (゚ー`)
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i'm willing to pay the $13
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i may be a NEET, but im willing 2 pay it as well
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>Heyuri = Saved
This calls for a celebration... cheese for everyone!!!

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Exactly 25 years ago the building of Cartoon Network Studios was christened by Joseph Barbera

Have you watched any CN Studios cartoons when you were younger? What were your favorite ones?
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i watched alot of turkish dubs amazing world of gumball. and i think that was it tbh ( ´,_ゝ`) i wish i watched a little more...

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test
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test123
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give me 300 more test :angry: :angry:
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no 🎂caek🎂 4 u till u finish ur testz
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icle :xd:
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testicle

Your fortune: Average luck


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heyuri is forever
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HEYURI 4EVAR :dance::dance::dance::onigiri::onigiri::onigiri::nigra::waha:


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